Must stop eating!!
Also, have finally decided that yes, I am most definitely getting a dog. Thus, have been obsessively looking up dog breeders and training manuals and dog related merchandise in anticipation of the proud moment I'm going to be a dog owner.
Apparently I'm akin to a pregnant mother.
*shrug*
Labels: Life
posted by Dental Girl at
11:37 PM
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Don't know where this is from originally, but here ya go:
In many ways, dogs and cats are better than kids because they:
1. Eat less
2. Don't ask for money all the time
3. Are easier to train
4. Normally come when called
5. Never ask to drive the car
6. Don't hang out with drug-using friends
7. Don't smoke or drink
8. Don't have to buy the latest fashions
9. Don't want to wear your clothes
10. Don't need a 'gazillion' dollars for college.
And finally,
11. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children.
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Anonymous, at
11/19/2008 12:54 AM
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