Tooth Fairy In The Making

Wishful Thinking

I woke up and walked over to the kitchen to get a drink of water.

My housemate showed me a dress she had bought for her daughter. "It's for her 7th birthday! Isn't it nice?"

"You daughter is 7 already?"

My housemate looked at me strangely. "Yes, have you forgotten?"

"How old are we exactly?"

"28."

"WHAT?"

"Dental Girl, what is wrong with you?"

"Am I a dentist already???"

"Yes Dental Girl, you are a dentist. What's wrong with you today?"

"OMG, I must have somehow skipped past the horrifying end of 4th and 5th year of dentistry! I have no memory of it! WOOHOOO!!!"

And then I woke up.

Rats.

Labels: Life

posted by Dental Girl at 11:50 AM